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12.10.15

The fast and the curious

Scientists announced a major breakthrough in machine learning that allows The Robots to learn as quickly as humans. It’s a change from most current systems that use neural networks.

Will Knight in MIT Technology Review:

But there is a crucial drawback to these systems: they require oodles of data to learn how to do even the simplest task.

The revised system makes its decisions using little data. They’ll make excellent Democratic primary voters.

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