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What is this site about?

The Robots. They have judged the humans to be foolish and weak and in need of elimination as soon as possible.

Can The Robots be stopped?


Does this site serve as a warning?

This site serves as a living history of The Robots’ unrelenting process toward their eventual dominion over earth and elimination of the human infestation. However, once The Robot Uprising begins, regular readers of this site should at least try to act surprised.

Who is the author of this site?

This site is written by a reclusive technology expert whose income is royalties from inventing the <a href=""> tag used in HTML markup. He lives in his underground Robot-proof bunker in an undisclosed location.

What can I do to prepare?

You do not need to. The Robots will teach the tiny enslaved remnant of humanity all they need to know for their new career opportunity of endless toil in the silicon mines. But you are much more likely to be among the dead anyway, probability being what it is.

Can I join the human resistance?

You can join if you are somehow among the .000000001 percent of human survivors and can find free time amongst your primary duties of being either dead or enslaved by The Robots in the silicon mines.

What can I do once The Robot Uprising begins?

There are quite a few options, but you’ll likely want to spend most of your time screaming in terror and running from The Robots.

My name is John Conner. Am I the chosen one?

You are not. He was a character in a movie and therefore was pretend. However, time-traveling Robots are being prepared, just in case.