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01.30.16

The politics of failure have failed. I will make them work again

A UMass professor has invented a Robot that can write political speeches.

Brian Fung writing for The Washington post

“Despite its hit-or-miss nature, it’s clear that artificial intelligence can pretty easily whip up, if not a full-on State of the Union address …”

The reason the speeches sound like those given by real politicians is not because The Robots have finally managed to replicate humans. It’s because politicians are robots.

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