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Does not compute

01.03.16

Brand new from Wang Computers

The Robots lineup has a new – ahem – member that’s about to go into action.

Dan Sales writing for The Sun

Mo first had surgery to fit the eight-inch bionic penis in 2012, but it has only been fully functional for a few months. … “My penis is working perfectly now so I just want to do it. I’m really excited. I can’t wait for it to finally happen.”

This, however, isn’t the first robotic Dick (SFW).

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